Walkin' w/ a Teeny Camera
/I'm sure that you've noticed, dogs are (can be) territorial. At the dog-walking park or the Sunday afternoon Petsmart trip you often see dogs sniffing each others' butts if given the opportunity. You know, to check each other out. I'm really unsure of what information is exchanged in the event but I would imagine it goes something like this:
*sniff* gender determined
*sniff* indoor / or outdoor pet
*sniff* approximate age determined
et cetera..
Well, photography enthusiasts can be territorial too. Except, I mean, they don't usually do the butt thing. (Although I read about this one unforunate event in New Orleans... but I digress)
I'm serious on the territorial thing, though. Take your camera to a local oft-photographed spot and be aware of the eyes on you from passerby'ers or other photographers.
Thar be some judgin' goin' on Matey.
I mean, if you just rolled up with your fancy new 6D to the Fairhope pier for sunset shots, you don't want to be showed up by that one show off with the 1D X. You won't win the cool kid vote anymore. When we talk about cameras, their capabilities, specifications and attributes, there is an x-factor I think we often overlook or fail to discuss. What does your camera (and lenses) look like and what do you look like when using?
The person with a carbon fiber-legged tripod and gigantic precision head with the dials and markings of a Davinci contraption with that 8lb DSLR perched atop like a pissed off-Raven: That's a professional.
The person with the itty-bitty point-and-shoot-looking camera? Pay them no mind. Santa put that under the tree and they are taking it for a whirl. Move along, nothing to see here. /Amateur!
Since I've been shooting mirrorless for awhile, I've had a tendency to use the mirrorless cameras as my Harry Potter invisibility cloak. If I could spare the trade-off by using my APS-C sized glass, I'd go incognito mirrorless camera and no one would mind me any attention whatsoever. I could shoot in peace without folks commenting on gear. If I had the have the full-frame lense, then I'd carry my own pissed-off looking Raven (Nikon in my case, usually) amongst it's shiny gi-normous tripod.
You bet the comments come. "Wow, you must be some sort of pro-feshunal!" :)
Because, in photography we've been taught that bigger is always better. More length on the lens, more aperture, more megapixels, more ISO always means better gear, right?
I will admit, too, that if I were to pull up and shoot a wedding with a mirrorless camera, there would be some amateur-hour comments under the judgy breaths of attendees, regardless of the capability. Bring that D4 and that noise gets shut down with a quickness.
At any rate, my last 2,000 shutter actuations have been with a full-frame mirrorless camera and I'm almost invisible while using it. So far, not one butt-sniff and I'm okay with that. ;)
It's a brave new world where maybe smaller is just-as-good and I appreciate Sony's spirit of innovation bringing Full frame into the Alpha Mirrorless line. I'm not sure if the value will hold on the camera, not sure if it'll hold up to 200k clicks like my last 4 camera bodies but today, at least.. I don't care b/c I'm sure having fun with it.
Cloudy, with a Chance of Fruitcakes
/Buying & selling stuff on Craigslist and eBay sort of scares me, in a thrilling / adventurous way. You meet all of these people that you maybe normally wouldn't. I'll be honest, many of them are complete fruitcakes. In fact, I've often wondered that given the cross-section of humanity I've experienced buying and selling old stuff on Craigslist, what sort of relationships can be built from those people-seeking-people ads. Just know, I'm not besmirching genuine mental-illness, so keep that dramatic hatemail to yourself.
I should also pre-face this that I apparently possess a force-of-attraction for crazy. in Example: A friend and I were having lunch in Gulf Shores a couple years back. This guy comes up to him (we are seated) -
"That is a NICE jacket. Really nice. (Long, lingering pause.....Like..a full minute... then points to his truck) Can I have it? My dog is cold."
Jared looks at me, completely baffled. My response. "Yeah, sorry man. It's me. Happens to be all of the time. I attract them, apparently."
So, in honor of the parade of Fruitcakes that I've met buying and selling stuff on Craigslist, I thought I'd compile a list of my favorite nuttiness for your reading pleasure.
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"My uncle was a co-founder of Kodak. He invented the darkroom enlarger and has patents for most parts of camera internal mechanisms. "
<- I asked his uncle's name..... He didn't know. Witness protection, perhaps? ;)
"I used to work in a secret government facility, experimenting with alternative energy during the Carter Administration. We had devices that could generate 50kw of electricity per hour just by processing the water in the air. I can't show you the plans because I'm under a federal gag order and they are watching me."
"I was in Nagasaki when the bomb hit, taking pictures. I used a Canon AE-1 Program."
<- He was less than 50 years old in 2013. The AE-1 program came out in 1981. Math, mkay. :|
"Sorry, I can't pay you more than $400, KEH underpaid me for my gear."
<- was wearing a $15k gold watch, $300 shoes, driving a beamer, wearing a freshly pressed San Destin shirt, bragging plenty about his uber-succesful career
"When I grew up, my dad was friends with the Shah of Iran, he had a place in Summerdale, we went over to his house all of the time."
"I'm a journalist and I found Pablo Escobar in Columbia in 199x. He's after me now."
"I actually created Pac-man. The Japanese stole it from me b/c my daddy flew in the Dolittle raids during WW2."
"Stephen Nodine was actually framed, it is a Neo-Nazi conspiracy because he had a falling-out with the leadership in Elberta."
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At least these fellow travelers in the adventure of life aren't boring. :)
Finding Color: Blue
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Later, Romans regarded blue as the color of working class, often the color of their clothing while the nobles were adorned in white, black, red or violet.
Some Celts and Germans would dye their faces blue for battle to instill fear in the Romans and tinted their hair blue as they got old, perhaps the origins of the 'Blue hair'd old lady' colloquialism we have today.
The color of our planet, used in uniforms, master works of painters and works of art throughout history, maybe 'being blue' isn't so bad, after all.
Not bad for a color with such a short wavelength and sketchy start in human history.
Little Tiger Hibiscus, Sunnin' Its Junk
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Yeah, I promise I'm not high, was just thinking about that while I was working on the manual focus on on the stamens for clarity.
Manual focus on the A7R is pretty well done. All of the NEXs have had this clever feature that they will zoom in and manual-focus assist as you touch the focus ring when in Manual Focus Mode.
That is still present but with the added convenience of an on-demand manual focus button. It doesn't sound like much but the NEX-5 / 6 /7 did have kludgy menus and this is a nice move to avoid having to do multiple clicks in the (considerably improved) menu to get your manual focus on.
I used the SEL18200 on the Sony A7R for this. The SEL18200 is a broad range APS-C 'walk-around' lens and isn't necessarily known for its sharpness but I think it does well. When using it with the A7R full frame, the camera detects the presence of an APS-C lens and goes into APS-C mode which essentially crops the image down to 15 megapixel. I disabled that mode and did the crop myself.
So, I have all of this amazing old Minolta Gear from when I was doing Film work right out of high school. A Minolta AF 100mm f2.8 Macro, a Minolta AF 85mm 1.4 Prime, an 80-200mm API f/2.8 Minolta.
Hopefully, this week the LA-EA4 E Mount will finally arrive so I can put them to proper use again. That will be a really good test of if this is a clear image or not. :)
Arcade Collecting: About 3 years In
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A mini split solved the dampness issue, there will be no raising of the ceiling, so the machines wheelin' and dealin' began.
At first, I found this guy, in Florida: http://www.2waynesworld.com/
He delivered and helped me to get started. Since I ordered a couple machines, he discounted them pretty significantly and we started strong with:
Arcade Gameroom V1:
Cocktail Table Multicade 60-n-1
Mortal Kombat 1
309-in-1 Horizontal Multicade
Dartboard
Air Hockey
Foosball
Projector (projecting onto a sheet) for TV and Console Games
Quickly, I learned to fix the machines, the Mortal Kombat 1 - specifically had plenty of problems, as old machines typically do and I learned the dude had plenty of mark up in his prices.
The Air Hockey took up too much room (and was kinda cheesily-made), the 309 n 1 didn't really resonate with the games I played as a kid and had a poor control panel layout and the foosball table didn't get played as much as I'd hoped.
Mortal Kombat 1, the 309, the Air hockey and Foosball all found new homes via Craigslist (for a hobby-supporting-profit even!) and I added some games, all via Craigslist and by way of repair.
Arcade Gameroom v2:
Mortal Kombat 4
Virtua Fighter 2
Offroad Thunder
Star Wars Trilogy Arcade
Mario Kart GP
Silent Scope
Soul Calibur
Dartboard
A 46" LED w/ Touch Overlay
.. I also housed a friend's Tron at this time.
During this iteration, I started to feel compelled to change up collecting philosophy, somewhat. Instead of looking for original machines, I started the embrace the idea of MultiCades a bit more. The sense that, having a few Multicades that can play virtually any game you can think of, would be a better use of the space and would better target the room for 'playability' over 'collectibility'. After all, the whole point here was to have a place the big and little kids would both enjoy that would possibly tap those memories of those poolside arcades you find on vacation.
As we enter into Year 3, I've added some pinball machines to the mix, which required us to sacrifice some games but I'm seeing has a broader appeal to adults and teens. (Although, the 9-year-old crowd can't seem to commit to playing 3 full rounds of pinball, they do seem to enjoy it.)
So, in V3 of the Gameroom, as it sits today:
Arcade Gameroom v3

Cocktail Table MultiCade 60-n-1
Mortal Kombat 4
3149 in 1 MultiCade
A Nintendo/Sega Genesis Hyperspin MultiCade
Star Wars Trilogy Arcade
House of the Dead 1
Mario Kart GP
1992 Data East Star Wars Pinball
1992 Williams Star Trek The Next Generation Pinball
1997 Sega Star Wars Trilogy Pinball
2008 Stern Indiana Jones Pinball
A Claw Machine
Dartboard
A 46" LED w/ Touch Overlay
Which didn't leave me much room, so two addl' machines in storage (and for sale): Silent Scope EX Deluxe & Offroad Thunder
In our current iteration, I'm liking the balance between Video Game Arcades and Pinballs.
If I could leave some advice to someone else just starting to collect, my advice would be to get a Pinball early, the right pin can have a great replay-ability and are universally appreciated. Also, don't be afraid to buy some broken machines and fix them yourself. It is reasonably simple work, isn't all that dangerous (well, the monitor can zap you but that's about it) and you will save a small fortune.
Planting Stuff == Work!
/Well, my eyes were bigger than my muscles. I was only able to get about 14 of these in the ground (and two pallets of sod, half a pallet of mulch) before I ran out of time and muscle this weekend, to celebrate Mother's Day!
Much respect to the folks out there that do landscaping for a living!
(and lets try for a minute to be optimistic that these won't be slaughtered in a freeze like the last ones) :/
Everything is Awesome
/I had a chance over the weekend to finally catch 'The Lego Movie' with my kids. It was a fun movie, my kids really enjoyed it. Lots of creatively block-styled animation and tongue in cheek humor of the characters poking fun at their personas.
Though, I was struck that I'm a little like the Villain in the movie. A dad-figure who wants everything in it's place, and thus commits plans to use Krazy Glue to permanently affix legos in their built form. I've totally threatened to do that. I guess, the completely built Lego X-Wing is way more interesting to me than the pile of legos said x-wing can quickly be distilled down to.. :)
But, I digress.
So, in the movie there were these not-so-subtle jabs at social conformity. Everyone watches the same pointless TV Sitcom, everyone is known for "one thing" in the way we often build simplified stereotypes of those around us. Everyone listened to the same song, ostensibly called, "Everything is awesome!!" that spread the virtues of teamwork and conformity. Sadly, that two-verse song is stuck in my head now.
Though, at least when sitting on a mostly abandoned beach watching the sun fall below the horizon in blazing spectacles of color and sounds of gulls laughing and waves lapping: Everything is pretty awesome.