Take this Lion, for instance. Instead of feeding it nyquil-laced porkchop every 4 hours:
Place bets on who wins? Seems way more exciting.
Sure, there are kinks to work out but I think we are onto something. I know that I for one prefer there to be a little more danger involved with spotting wild animals. But, I guess if that were the case, the I wouldn't have brought the kids along.
They had an absolute blast. Support your local Zoo and consider investing in hopped-up-lion-races, coming to an animal race park near you.
.....I say this all tongue in cheek, of course. Just poking fun at our American need to entertainment-alize (tm) everything.